How to treat a lady.

1. Don't leave the toilet seat up.
2. Call if you say you are going to call.
3. Don't talk about ex's.
4. Don't talk about your toys.
5. Boxers, not briefs.
6. Sports events are not dates.
7. Kids are cute and would be great when your future wife is ready.
8. Don't lie.
9. Learn to like "Chick Flicks".
10. If you do lie, make sure it is for a good reason.
11. Don't tell her you lied to her.
12. Don't cheat.
13. Being macho can sometimes be good.
14. Be a good listener.
15. Her brothers and sisters must like you.
16. Her friends must like you.
17. Her parents must think you are the right "fit" for their daughter.
18. Remember all anniversaries.
19. Pick her up at the airport.
20. Try to care about your health.
21. No shaving on weekends is sexy.
22. Not shaving in general is not.
23. Kissing is important.
24. Nobody is a better lover than her.
25. Always walk her to the door.
26. She doesn't want another "drink" as much as you do.
27. Cook for her.
28. Don't expect her to understand your humor.
29. Don't look at other women.
30. "Do I look heavier?" - always NO!
31. "Do you like what I am wearing?" - always YES!
32. Your a cat person too.
33. Slow, romantic music goes a long way.
34. Admit when you are wrong.
35. Take her work seriously.
36. Male bonding is good.
37. Male bonding on Saturday night is bad.
38. She wants presents.
39. A sweater is not an acceptable gift.
40. Don't take her shopping for her own gift.
41. Macy's is good.
42. Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
43. If  you do love her, tell her often.
44. Smile!